The Dignity of a Master

I think...therefore I have wisdom to share...

Thursday, September 08, 2005

A Story of Four Wives

I'm sure there are quite a few of you out there thinking 'Four wives? Is he nuts?!', as well as 'I thought Jedi's couldn't marry?!'. So, just for you very special people, I shall tell you about the four wives. [hehe...]

See, back at home on Cerea, we've had many many problems. Before I was even born our world was in chaos, with mauraders and bandits and hooligans, throwing our generally peaceful world into a boiling vat of chaos. 'Not cool', as the other students at school say. Anyway, I'll fast forward through the years after my talent with the force was discovered, through my training [under one very talented green Master who talks funny], until the time when I [finally] became a Master. I returned home and defeated those who were causing mayhem in our system, including the ringleader of it all, Bin-Zarda-Gon. He was creepy, let me tell you...sores and snot all over his wrinkled face...it was enough to make you sick. But I prevailed, and ended the menace.

It was during this time that I met my first wife, my bond wife, Shea. She was so...beautiful, and rebellious. Very rebellious. *wink* Because our population had plummetted in years previous, and Cerean's have a low birth rate, I was given special permission to marry. And not only marry, but marry many times, following the usual Cerean tradition of polygamy. So...now I have four sweet, beautiful, intelligent wives. But I was back on Cerea a few weeks ago and there was this one woman... ... ...

*Ahem*

What was I talking about again?

Friday, September 02, 2005

Roll Call

I realize that I have been absent for a while...my apologies. But there are reasons for it! First of all, I decided that I needed a larger room in the temple. I have four wives...they take up quite some space! So I have spent a large amount of time lately moving everything around. Particular care had to be taken with my minature Cerean garden. The plants are very delicate! But at last everything has been moved around, reorganized, and life is back to normal.

The second reason, even more exciting than the first, is that I, Ki-Adi-Mundi, have decided to go back to school. Being a Jedi you learn many things, but certain faucets of education are ignored, for the most part. So I have taken it upon myself to become further educated by enrolling in a lovely little university. Flemings Academy for Knowing Everything [FAKE], seemed like the perfect place for me. The work load is...well...astounding. I think I intimidate my professors just a tad bit. I think the idea of a lightsaber in their classroom frightens them. They have nothing to fear however, as I keep trying to reassure them. But more on that later. No doubt this new venture will give me plenty to relate to you. Goodbye for now, I'm off to 'hit the books' as they say.